I know you should never pay attention to spam, but there are some that keep showing up in my inbox, and they're pretty hard to ignore. I consider myself an average guy, and I'm not huge, but I'm not small either. But then I read emails that say things like "Beat her womb with your new big rod so she knows who wears the pants!" and "Have you ever felt the kiss of a womb?"
I have to say, no, I haven't. I guess what I'm asking is, should I? Do women like this?
-Insecure in Issaquah
Ah, yes, the size issue.
The answer is no, you shouldn't be feeling anyone's womb.
Contrary to popular belief, at least as propogated by porn and spam, women aren't all about the giant cock. Honestly, John Holmes (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001360/) videos are far more likely to elicit squeals of dismay and fear than sighs of passion from most women, perhaps cries of, "Are you KIDDING ME?" Cocks that are too large are far more off-putting than those that are too small. As I've had several "well-endowed" male friends tell me, "Yeah, sure it's big, but you get real tired of hearing, 'Can I just give you a handjob?'"
While there are "Size Queens" of both genders, the majority of folks on the receiving end of sex much prefer organs that aren't going to cause them pain or injury. And to be honest, a too large penis can indeed injure a woman, or a man for that matter. I've been with guys who were large enough that no matter how much lube (natural or otherwise) we used, it still kind of hurt going in. Not to mention that it is entirely possible to seriously injure a woman by pummeling her cervix.
Quick anatomy lesson here: the Cervix is the lower end of the uterus, and forms a narrow canal that allows sperm to travel into the uterus, and menstrual blood and babies to travel out. For the official definition go here: http://www.nlm.nih.gov/medlineplus/ency/article/002317.htm The cervix does not take kindly to being battered at all. I've experienced several incidents, both intentional (medical) and accidental (sexual) where I wound up with, as my gynecologist says, an "insult" to my cervix. Two days of severe cramping followed. The cervix apparently has a highly developed sense of indignation toward "insult."
So, no, women do not want you to "feel the kiss of their womb." It kind of sucks, actually. Not to mention the difficulties in giving oral sex to someone who you can't actually fit in your mouth. And most women, at least, will outright veto any chance of anal sex with someone who is too large.
And as far as being too small, I've been with men from one end of the spectrum to the other, and I have to say, I've never had a problem feeling my partner regardless of size. I have, however, had to call off sexual escapades on account of someone being just too darn big, or at the very least nix one or two activities or positions.
I hope this reassures you, Insecure. And please, I'm not trying to give the overly well hung guys a complex either. Just realize, those of you who could give Mr. Holmes a run for his money, that you actually can injure someone with your penis, and take that into consideration when requesting or performing sex acts.
